Somebody sent this. It's been flying around on the net for a while.

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Why there isn't a Filipino-American president

1. White House not big enough for in-laws.
2. Engineering, computer science, nursing and accounting preferred overpolitics.

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3. Can't find decent chicken adobo in D.C.
5. Secret Service could never handle nagging mother.
6. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at statedinners.
7. No chance for promotion.
8. Lactose intolerance is not considered politically correct.
9. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in.
10. Too many windows on White House to put metal bars on outside.
11. Not allowed to install whistle-beep on presidential limo when put inreverse gear.
12. Too many dining rooms in the White House; where will they put thepicture of The Last Supper?
13. Too much confusion over the definition of D.C. .....District of Columbiaor Daly City?
14. White House walls not big enough to hold giant wooden fork and spoon.
15. FAA won't allow rainbow tape on Air Force One dashboard.
16. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psssssst......psssssst."
17. Secret Service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosaryhanging on rear view mirror and St. Jude or Sto. Nino statuette ondashboard.
18. No more WWII jeeps available for restoration as presidential jeepneys.
19. No money allocated in budget to purchase laserdisk karaoke sing-alongmachines for every room in the White House.
20. State Dinners do not allow left over food as "To Go".
21. Air Force One does not allow any balikbayan boxes on board.